Poll: Why Did You Answer The Altar Call?

53%- Felt bad because you weren’t paying attention and suddenly realized the speaker was crying.

23%- The speaker didn’t give any other options.

14%- Good chance to get some one on one time with that cute junior.food

5%- Requirement for Foundations of Leadership class.

3%- Committed a sin in the last week.

2%- Thought concessions would be served afterwards.

9 Responses to “Poll: Why Did You Answer The Altar Call?”

  1. thatoneNCUgirl Says:

    15%- You felt guilty for thinking about skipping out early to get a good spot in line for the transfer Chicken Nugget Wednesdays …

  2. Ed Rockwell Says:

    27% - You just HAD to get away from that guy who convulses and head-bangs during EVERY WORSHIP SONG, even if it’s a slow one.

  3. racethedream Says:

    I heard that guy head-butted a high school girl during college days, and they had to escort her to HCMC with a slight concussion.

    . . . and all the while, he just kept on-a-going.

  4. Ed Rockwell Says:

    Really??? That’s crazy!

    Is it true?

  5. Called. . . to the Student Development Office Says:

    What about those who came forward because they thought it WAS the line for the transfer meals?

  6. racethedream Says:

    Ed,

    Would I lie?

  7. Ed Rockwell Says:

    I don’t know, racethedream…I don’t know…

    But I really want to believe you!

    Even if it’s not true, someone should write an article about it for the plight.

  8. thatoneNCUgirl Says:

    Most def.

  9. Matt Says:

    50% decided there was no way they were waiting in line for lunch.

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