Headlines This Week

front page:
“FLASH FLOOD” MOVE OF SPIRIT DROWNS CONGREGATION IN AWKWARD SILENCE

local:
ENCOUNTER WITH MORMON MISSIONARIES CONFUSED FOR ‘DIVINE APPOINTMENT’

politics:
CREATIONISTS DECLARE HUCKABEE GOD IN KANSAS

technology:
HIP NEW GADGET NOW CALLS FRIENDS AND GLOATS ABOUT ITSELF FOR YOU

opinion:
“SINCE IT’S JUST THE TWO OF US IN THIS ELEVATOR FOR 45 SECONDS, I’LL INTRODUCE MYSELF” - The Creepy Guy In The Corner

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5 Responses to “Headlines This Week”

  1. Hmmm... Says:
    Saturday, February 9, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    I was there for the politics one… It was good stuff

  2. King of String Says:
    Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    In response to the technology headline, I submit that we will see a new iPhone app that does just that.

  3. pearl inez Says:
    Monday, February 11, 2008 at 1:14 am

    [screams and runs around]

  4. Friday Says:
    Monday, February 11, 2008 at 1:46 am

    #1 is about recent chapel hijinks methinks.

  5. Called. . . to the Student Development Office Says:
    Monday, February 11, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    good thing I am wearing my capris . . . . great precaution for sudden “flash floods” in chapel . . . or great to run in!

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